October 2010
1 post
Ring a ding ding
Sleigh Bells
Broken Bells
Morning Bell
Bell X1
Bell Biv Devoe
The Ting Tings
Harry Belafonte
June 2009
2 posts
1 tag
Paint it Black
_____ Crowes
_____ Keys
_____ Kids
_____ Dice
_____ Flag
_____ Sabbath
_____ Rebel Motorcycle Club
_____ Eyed Peas
_____, Frank
William S. Burg
A list of the “hippest” band names around.
Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head
Bombay Bicycle Club
Cheeky Cheekly and the Nosebleeds
Dananananaykroyd
Yes, these are real; and yes, I want to go slit my wrists now.
May 2009
2 posts
“Mouse Rat
Malice in Chains
Punch Face Champion
Flames for Flames
The Andy...”
– Previous names for Scarecrow Boat
1 tag
Yeah
Does It Offend You, ____?
Clap You Hands Say ____
____ ____ ____s
September 2008
3 posts
Band Names Inspired by CourtTV.
Gruesome Discovery
Killing Spree
Ballistics
High Risk Lifestyle
Fatal Crossroads
Prostitute Slayer
Michael Jackson
Football announcer Phrases-Turned Band Names
Rookie from Arkansas
Red Shirt Freshman
Dual Threat Quarterback
The Spread
Fourth and One
Young Rookie
Thread the Needle
Two Minute Warning
All Time Quarterback
If Songs were Chinese Restaurants
I Love Wok and Roll
Wok Around the Clock
Wok on By
Take a Wok on the Wild Side
Sittin on the Wok of the Bay
August 2008
3 posts
Fake Band Name or Sarah Palin's Children?
Track
Oak
Bristol
Camper
Shot-put
Piper
Plumber
Willow
Brixton
Trig
College Algebra
Bands to Remember
The Righty Tighties (formerly The Lefty Loosies)
30 Days Hath September
Liquor Before Beer
Roy G. Biv
Every Good Boy
Professional Bands
The Presidents of the United States of America
We Are Scientists
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
Police
The Carpenters
Talking Heads
July 2008
4 posts
The Answer to the Previous Post...
(other than, thanks for participating)
Jenna Bush, the unelected Queen of America, suffers greatly from boredom. She lives in a tiny kingdom in Topeka, Kansas, a little Oasis far from the metropolises of Boston and Chicago. No one here is in a Rush to do much of anything. But the queen’s bouts of boredom often lead to Extreme Madness. She tries hard to fight them but it’s of no use. Television...
One-Word-Band Mad Libs
Challenge: try to invent a story using all 35 of these band names.
America, Anthrax, Battles, Beirut, Blondie, Blur, Boston, Bush, Chicago, Creed, Disturbed, Everclear, Extreme, Fastball, Garbage, Glorytellers, Jet, Kansas, Karate, Kiss, Love, Madness, Muse, Nirvana, Oasis, Poison, Queen, Rush, Spoon, Supertramp, Tape, Television, War, Yes, !!!
Before and After Bands
Johnny Cash Money Millionaires
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Jeezy
Lil’ Wayne Newton
The Bloodhound Gang of Four Seasons
Belle and Sebastian Bach
Frank Black Sabbath
R Kelly Clarkson
Garth Brooks and Dunn (a big pile of shit)
Nick Cave In
Color Me Bad Religion
504 Boyz II Men at Work
Third Eye Blind Melon
Stone Temple Pilots vs Airplanes
Howlin’ Wolf Parade
And You Will Knows Us...
Bands You Might Discover While Studying for the...
Black Acre (definitely a death metal band)
Duty to Warn (Christian rock band heralding the apocalypse)
Attractive Nuisance (like Christian Slater in True Romance)
Unborn Widower (futurist techno; inherently pessimistic)
Known Arsonists (currently recording their next album in prison) Fertile Octogenarians (a barbershop octet hopped up on Viagra)